Albert

albert is a whore. he is being a bitch.

omg he’s such an albert

by turtle dancer 3784 December 17, 2019

chinnese red speckel alberhmonkey

it is a nird/monkey that does not live in china it lives in east la it isnt speckled its dotted and there are only 12 left all male soi if yousee one dont kill it even if thet do taste good.

bush was a chinnese red speckel alberhmonkey but he had some surgery and now he almost looks humane

by aaronman12345 October 30, 2007

St. Albert

Located northwest of Edmonton, Alberta, is a dump specifically for french white trash also known as St. Albert. St. Albert is full of teen shitheads who will swear at you in French if you kick their sorry assholes in any sport. Their lockers at school are more messier than the dumpster fires in their trailer parks because of all the French onion soup and baguettes they have in their lockers. Another name for St. Albert is Doucheville.

Oh yeah, St. Albert is full of fuckwagons!

by Gursehajtheduck November 21, 2018

prince albert piercing

a fuckin' dick piercing! hahah yeahh.. guys...with a prince albert piercing u'll get the best sex ever, and u'll make ur girl enjoy soooooooo much! hot hot sex boyzzz..!

the prince albert piercing goes at the bottom of the pennis

by ..cami.. May 19, 2006

Alberta

The greatest province in the nation of Canada, free from provincial tax, moronic liberal leadership, full of oil; the origin of the best people in the world. Currently infested with slack-jawed, inbred, mooching retards from out east that can't spell, don't know how to drive anything but a boat, talk like they are having seizures, and who are most welcome to return home and go back on welfare and drink screech to their idiotic delight.

Alberta is the best place on earth. I wish I could live in Alberta

by True Statement April 18, 2008

Alberto Del Rio

A Mexican born professional wrestler currently working for the WWE company on Friday Night Smackdown. He beat Rey Mysterio in his debut match and continued to attack him in another Raw episode causing The Ultimate Underdog Rey Mysterio to be out of action for about a month. Alberto Del Rio is also known for having his own personal ring announcer to introduce him.

John Cena: Hey Hunter did you hear about Alber.. ro.. what's him name again?

HHH: It's Alberto Del Rio. He beat that little Mysterio. He loves sending people to the hospital.

Y2J *interrupts*: More like me sending you both down the drain along with the other hypocrites and parasites!

by BigBossSnake October 2, 2010

Alberta

The most american province of Canada. Population consists of racist redneck and immigrants who put up with them because of the oil money. Aside from the mountains and oul, they have a few small towns they call cities: Calgary and Edmonton. The few buildings that they call "downtown" shuts off after 6pm.
Culture is cowboys, work, drink.

Why the hell would you move to Alberta?!!!

by Man-i December 10, 2019