Albanian Handshake

The Albanian Handshake is a complicated gesture. It begins when the handshake "giver" anally fists the "receiver." After the anus is loosened up, the "giver" then inserts his penis and uses his hand to masturbate inside the "receiver's" anal cavity.

You don't want to mess with that guy; He'll give you an Albanian Handshake.

by Regnar July 30, 2010

crank dat albanian

To get overly patriotic and nationalistic in albanian culture as many albanians in america do from time to time.

damn yo he wearin the albanian eagle on his shirt,headband,and on his bandanna .This mother fuckers has just crank dat albanian.

by Mr. Wipe Me Down October 27, 2007

Albania

The worst fucking country in the entire world.

Fuck Albania

by CroatianBirdSucker July 4, 2022

Albany

Anglo African community of the South Coast of the Cape in South Africa.

Extends from Mosselbay, through Port Elizabeth and on to Craddock. Grahamstown is the capital.

Often called 'Cape Borders', 'Settler Country', and 'Frontier Country'.

The Albany Hotels chain based in the district.

by Ruks May 13, 2005

Albany

Albany New York is the chillest place in the world. Every store sells natty and theirs hundreds of lax fields. Theirs parties everyday all day and something cool is always happenig their.
They also have a bro to hoe ration of 1 to 4 which is amazing.
It's pretty much the best place ever

bro to hoe ratio

Hey man I wana party where should we go?
Let's go to Albany it's the best
Yeah

by Lax Bro #69 July 17, 2011

Albanian Firebreather

The act of drinking an entire bottle of hot sauce and vomiting it onto your partner's chest. Proceed to use the mix as lube.

I gave her a nasty Albanian Firebreather.

by Jimmy Juicebox July 11, 2014

abeness

The sexiest man alive. Abe-ness means extreme hotness. That jasmines can't resist.
Ex: I wish my boyfriend ha more "abe-ness".
My boyfriend has too much abe-ness I can't handle it.

My boyfriend doesn't have any abeness

by Hallie#1 April 20, 2015