Yellow Map of Africa

The stain left on a gentleman's trouser after a wetting incident.

He walked into the party, like he was walking onto a yacht. His hat strategically dipped below one eye, his scarf it was apricot. And he also had a Yellow Map of Africa due to his incontinence. Not so vain now, huh?

by Rydo December 20, 2010

african skeleton key

(n.) any hard, heavy object used to break a window in order to gain entry into a vehicle or structure. usually a rock.

Tyronne used an african skeleton key to get passed those weak-ass french doors.

by MDM August 9, 2005

African Platter

A meal that is consumed out of a black mans asshole. The larger the black man, the better the meal.

Bob: I heard Popeyes is having a special on chicken.
Lil' T: Yeah, they're serving it in an African Platter.
Bob: What the fuck is that?
Lil' T: Trust me, it'll be good.

by Lil' Tyrone December 15, 2011

african paint job

Its when your on the shitter and then you whip your ass and blow your nose with the same piece of toilet paper

Jon: I was pooping and the i gave myself and African paint job

Tron: eeeeew that gross

by hahasuka January 31, 2014

African Hoop-Ball

The more accurate name for the popular sport known as Basketball.

"I love playing African Hoop-Ball, but I suck at it"

"That's because you're white".

by GIVENCHY_NGBY November 25, 2014

African't

(Adjective): a nickname referring to the fact that most people from the African descent are useless and never will get anything accomplished with their life. Typically these people live off of welfare and are too damn lazy to get a job.

You see that African't over there?
Yeah, he literally isn't doing anything and tried to take my shoes.

by Average racist February 3, 2015

I heartily agree, my African-American friend.

See: fo' shizzle my nizzle.

fo' w00t mah b00t!

by Kain February 23, 2004