sex appeal

when a fine little slut looks at you and gets tight titties

I was walking down the street and a women suddenly saw my sex appeal and i saw her tight titties

by JoshuaTallen August 26, 2005

hiking the appalachian trail

To say you are doing something/anything other than what you are actually doing at the time. A lie to avoid embarrassment or repercussion.

Gov. Sanford of South Carolina was reportedly "hiking the appalachian trail", but in reality was shackin' up in Argentina. On Father's Day to boot!

by Beach Rhino June 24, 2009

appeasement

A desperate attempt to settle a dispute by pleasing someone.

The man was sent into appeasement as his bitch granted his sexual desires.

by Batman's Cousin December 24, 2008

hiking the Appalachian Trail

A pharse used to describe an extra martial afffair that you are hiding but are really out of the country.

The governor of SC was hiking the Appalachian Trail this weekend.

by philipc76 June 25, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Any cover story a politician or other person of power uses when cheating on that person's spouse.

From the disappearance of Gov. Mark Sanford in 2009.

What happened to the senator this weekend?

He's off hiking the Appalachian Trail *wink*

by Colby B. June 24, 2009

apelu

A man whose penis is small with a very harry mangina. His gouch is very stink, and like to bang other men.

Apelu is a fagget with a stinky goouch... ewwwwww!!!!!

by joseph takalima January 13, 2011

apperfant

euphemism for an idiot, brainless tit, moron, mentally challenged, clueless...yeah you get the idea

My boss asked me what I thought of him and so I told him I thought he was an apperfant

by Noriboy October 9, 2006