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Arming the missile

1. Foreplay
2. Priming the peen
3. Hardening the hammerhead
1. My wife is always arming the missile without trying
2. First we work on arming the missile, then we are “disarming the missile
by JarRodTophIley April 30, 2024
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runners missile

when you’re fucking a girl and you pull out and run to the other end of the room to full torque run and dive into her vagina
“yo bro, i hit this girl with the runners missile last night, had to carry her to her car”
by crapped August 28, 2021
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pink missile

When a male dog has an erection and it "all hangs out".
Dude, you're dog's pink missile is ready to fire!
by pegege8 August 21, 2016
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LGM-25C Missile

In LGM-25C Missile Stage I Contained Three Gyros And The Autopilot
The Titan II or LGM-25C Missile development performance turned out of a 1959 ascent program which analyzed joining an in-silo launch ability and advanced first and second stage aircraft engines for the Titan I.1 In 1960, these schedules was formally reeling off into the Titan II or LGM-25C Missile master plan and arranged under the east-west direction of the Titan I creator, the Martin Company.... READ MORE
by crazyunic August 20, 2021
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Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.
After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.
by SaniElet March 26, 2021
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cruise missile

He wished his cruise missile was in Allison
by Anonymous1+32 June 8, 2023
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wand of magic missile

The name of a penis of a nerdy friend.
“Wait is that a wand of magic missile in your pocket or is that a pencil.”
by Dune_fucker June 1, 2018
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