Fap-nap

Fap-nap: a nap that occurs after the act of hand to schlong masturbation. Sometimes before the clean up has occurred. Used as a way to fight insomnia and a way to facilitate the sleeping process.

I took a fap-nap over lunch break! It was a deep sleep and I feel rejuvenated.

by PedroSteensgardio November 11, 2014

Ghost Fap

While sitting in bed, one pull's their bed sheets up over their head to resemble a ghost, and masturbates underneath.

Can also be done with a flash light underneath the sheets to create the glowing ghost fap. The flash light illuminates the sheet creating a magnificent aural glow.

I scared the hell out of my mom last night, she walked in my room and thought she saw a ghost, turns out she only caught me mid ghost fap.

by Benny Peme* April 17, 2011

strategic fapping

fapping before sex to last longer, or during finals when you don't have time to have sex.

Ted: I beated off twice this morning.
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part

by Jedathon March 30, 2011

Fap Snap

When one half of a couple become verbally aggressive at the other resulting in one partner withholding sex ultimately forcing the other to masturbate when aroused next.

"Yea, Amber won't give me any for the rest of the night...I yelled at her for no reason and now the pearly gates are closed... fap snap strikes again"

by shoffnee October 11, 2014

Dandy Fap

To toss ones self off.

Brb, off for a Dandy Fap. (Or, "Brb, off for a Dandy")

by MattGoon March 1, 2011

golf fap

When one masturbates very quietly, using only two fingers, with as few strokes as possible.

I was listening to my roommate present her bf with an ass poutine and had to do a golf fap; I didn't want her to know I was home.

by jag_the_rapists July 27, 2012

love fap

When you masturbate to non pornographic images of a partner or spouse, usually when they are away for an extended period of time.

"I missed my girlfriend so much, I couldn't help but have a love fap over the pics she posted to facebook of the trip to hawaii she's on with her parents."

by Strange Penny April 28, 2014