The noise made right before someone sharts themselves, typically followed by an awkward grimace and a "whoops!"
Did you see Timmy playing soccer today? The coach called him out after he started walking like a penguin? The referee was startled by the shart fart Timmy released at the goal crease.
by the comand'r October 10, 2016

A wad of toilet paper or an an old sock stuffed into the back of one's underwear to curb the effects of chronic sharting.
I farted hot liquid into my underwear. What i need to do now that i'm cleaned up is use a Shart Tampon.
by Herman P. Willis November 5, 2008

by garrett graham August 8, 2020

by New Fred December 25, 2022

When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.
Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?
Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.
Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.
by Alston Whitter August 7, 2012

After eating at Taco Hell, my wife needs to clean the toilet to remove the shart deco I left behind.
by 69Starmonkey March 6, 2014

by Shartlover December 1, 2021
