sack yourself

telling someone to hit or punch themselves in the balls because they're being an asshole

Go sack yourself Johnny

by Sack of potatoes December 23, 2014

Add yourself

As of scratch.mit.edu, add yourselfs are to be projects that you must add a certain character or something that you use.

Add yourself Doing random stuff - Encorages the person to add their person/mascot to do something random

by BFDIEpic56 May 30, 2015

deny yourself

When you call someone and they tell you that you've called the wrong place but you don't believe them so you call back again to the same place, but they once again tell you that you have the wrong number... so you just say "Deny Yourself" and hang up.

I know you keep saying I've called the wrong number so that's ok....you just deny yourself.

by Natman69 November 14, 2017

barbara'd yourself

1. Open yourself up to a joke of sexual innuendo.

2. Say something so blatantly sexual that needs an immediate joke cracked at your expense.

3. La-la-la-la-la-la-la

"Oh yea! I am so sore from getting up and down yesterday."
*Awkward Silence*
"Damn, you just Barbara'd yourself..."

by Senior Rekrap December 2, 2020

Reason That To Yourself

An expression used to tell someone to keep their inappropriate, logically reasoned thoughts to themselves.

Mr. Smith: "Honey my poop is green today. I think the reason is because I ate a bowl of peas with last night's dinner."

Mrs. Smith: "Ew, reason that to yourself dear."

or

Ms. Princess: "I think the reason why Tommy couldn't get a boner last night is because I'm so incredibly good looking that it made him nervous."

Friend: "Psh, reason that to yourself (bitch)."

by DeWyzzle May 20, 2010

Collect Yourself

A term used to tell someone to fix up when they are being such a complete spastic or if they say a horrible joke that no one finds funny and instead its just cringe.

Guy 1 : Ugh this homework took so long it felt like it took me over 12 hours
Guy 2 : Nah why not 7 init blad (dies of laughter)
Guy 1 : Collect yourself! Finished don...

by "Will you use your cheese mode June 8, 2018

Potol yourself

“Calm yourself “ - is a slang word creates by Andreea, not Flaviu.

Potol yourself, everything will be ok.

by Ellsyum February 25, 2022