douche shoot

noun referring to female genitalia; hole into which one shoots douche.

also noun; a miserable female boss who hasn't gotten laid in years, she has huge hips, an enormous ass, horrible hair, tacky blue eye liner and terrible clothing.

I'm about to tell my manager to take this job and shove it up her douche shoot.

by two skinnyc's May 26, 2011

Croc-o-douche

A person who just loves croc footwear. They are constantly talking about how comfortable they are their wide variety of uses.

My buddy is such a croc-o-Douche. He's always talking about his lame ass crocs.

by Cbd23 October 16, 2016

Douche-dick

Someone that is so reprehensible or such a lame fuck that you feel you must douche to completely remove all traces that they were even there.

My Ex is such a douche-dick that just burning his photos is not enough!!!

by Amaya0213 August 25, 2021

DOUCHE PENALTY

PUNISHMENT RECEIVED WHEN ONE OF TWO PARTIES ASK FOR HELP IN ACCOMPLISHING A TASK, THAT BENIFITS BOTH PARTIES, BUT GETS DENIED. THE PARTY ASKING FOR HELP THEN CALLS DOUCHE PENALTY ON THE DENYING PARTY WHICH RESULTS IN THE FIRST PARTY NOT PERFORMING THE TASK FOR 20 MINUTES HOLDING THE SECOND PARTY TIME UP AT WORK.

PARTY ONE: HEY CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS SO WE BOTH CAN GET OUT OF HERE?
PARTY TWO: NO JUST GET IT BACK HERE TO SHIP ALREADY!
PARTY ONE: DOUCHE PENALTY! I'LL WAIT SO YOU HAVE TO STAY LATE AND WHILE YOUR WORKING ON YOUR END I'LL BE HEADING HOME. ASS BAG!!

by SHADOW BANDIT June 16, 2010

douche-skunk

/v/ to envelop another in the cloud of one's vape exhalation

I don't like hanging out with vape-smokers; it's a constant battle to stay upwind to avoid being douche-skunked

by nativepress April 23, 2017

douche whale

The only thing that exceeds the amount of douoche in the doucheapotamus

I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.

by image969 January 8, 2009

DOUCH COSHION

When a bubblebutt girl sits on your face and squarms around,your nose in one of her holes. This usually happens to sugardaddies with too much money than their cunt can handle

Martan: steve,my wife gave me the *highway delight* hehe

Steve:THATS NOTHEN,IM A DOUCH COSHION!

by Evilerskull January 7, 2019