douche twinkie

Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.
I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.
by thedopefairy November 24, 2014
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Douche Hair

A teenage male who likes to go from girl to girl, but always ends back up with the skanky hoe bag. Often shave basketball or football numbers into the back of their heads to look "Macho"
Girl One: Ew, whos that dude walking around with that skanky hoe?

Girl Two: That's *name* . He plays foot ball and basket ball.

Girl One: OMG, and his jersey number is shaved into his hair!

Girl Two: I know! He is SUCH a douche hair!
by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmmnb January 28, 2012
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Douche Water

When you are even worse than a Douche Bag. You ARE the Douche Water. It's one thing to be the bag that flushes the bad stuff out of the vagina, it's another to be the nasty water that comes out of it.
You are such an asshole that I can't even call you a Douche Bag. You are the Douche Water dude.
by veggiegator July 05, 2013
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douche clueless

The guys who strut around wearing Fedora Hats (or over-sized baseball caps, etc. ) thinking that they are the epitome of cool, when in fact, everyone who sees them is thinking :"He's a real Douche."

That man is Douche Clueless. He is unaware that he looks ridiculous.
"Check out that guy by the pool with the felt Fedora Hat. Ouch! He is Douche Clueless!"

When you brought the flowers for me, not knowing that my Mother just died, that was really Douche Clueless.
by BAD artiste April 22, 2017
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Potable Douche

A very douchey person that gets sick whilst in Alabama
That's one heak of a Potable Douche
by LincolnLog69 July 24, 2014
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splatter-douch

A term (with farmer/redneck etymology) when two or more guys are trying to get behind a pickup truck or SUV stuck in an off-road rut or muddy patch, and subsequently get hosed down and splattered with mud and water when the (often female) weakest driver gets behind the wheel and thinks the best maneuver is to put the pedal to the medal and go full throttle to get the vehicle unstuck and out of the rut.
Me and Daryl got completely splatter-douched when Ellie Mae tried to push the Ford out of that manure pit after unloading all that stinky silage for them there steers.
by metromicron October 25, 2014
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Ute-douche

Middle aged men and/or Karen's driving around in bigass utes
I was just cutoff by a ute-douche.
by Allan B'stard March 02, 2023
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