Happy pissed

So angry that you start laughing before fighting someone.
Dude Jake was happy pissed, he started laughing then broke dudes eyesocket.
by Strangerfriend May 29, 2025
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Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).
Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.
by pebisibepis April 06, 2023
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Strawberry Piss

Joe was peeing out blood so we took him to the hospital, The doctor said he had a condition known as Strawberry Piss
by LtBeast October 30, 2022
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piss-yips

A periodic inability to initiate urination, despite the need and opportunity to do so.
There's something about the toilets at work that gives me the piss-yips.
by tvrbird October 07, 2014
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Piss wiggles

When you need to use the bathroom but are forced to hold it leading to strange behaviors conducted to ease the body of its natural needs
Jim: *circular hip motion*
Henry: yo wtf, quit that gay shit

Jim: no choice, got the piss wiggles

Henry:……..ok.
by Inferno_ September 02, 2021
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ritualistic piss

The act of pissing after having to do the weird dance to hold the piss in for the last few steps before reaching the toilet just in time before pissing yourself, normally after holding it in for way too long.
John: You guys just arrived, where's Mike going?

Steve: He's off to the toilet to do a ritualistic piss, we hadn't stopped for a break at all on the drive here.
by viperidae February 07, 2024
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Goat Piss

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Goat Piss: Rocco Czaja is eggs eggs tension
by HitlarSimp69420 April 26, 2021
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