The Olde 57

When a dude shoves frozen tomato paste up his ass to simulate a period , and then you fuck him in it.

"Cyrus was being a bitch about life today , so I gave him the olde 57 and told him to shut the fuck up."

by T3rm1nator1000 March 9, 2023

Slap Your Older Twin Day

National Slap Your Older Twin Day, occuring annually on April 17, gives the younger twin a free pass to slap their older twin. Maybe it's pent up resentment for being beat out of the womb, maybe it's just for fun, either way: they're free to slap.

"My twin slapped my today, but it's okay because it's April 17, so it's national Slap Your Older Twin Day, and she's the younger twin"

by colinisadumbass1234 April 16, 2020

May 15 - Oldest Sibling Day

I do to much shit for these children so we oldest siblings get a holiday too. Shout out to that one tweet for the idea.

Youngest sibling- "Fuck you."
Oldest Sibling- "that's rude, judging its May 15 - Oldest Sibling Day"

by yourbasicbadbitch May 14, 2020

5 year olds

theses mfs have a literal spasms every time they see with ".EXE" at the end. They're also toxic little assholes that LOVEEE fortnite and cringey ass youtube videos and things that have died out like 3 years ago.

"Ew it's 5 year olds watching Lankybox!!!"

by Youcantusethisusernow1 May 26, 2023

Attack of the 12-year-olds

a phrase used to specifically describe when you are suddenly surrounded by foul-mouthed, pre-pubescent children who probably are between 6th and 9th grade. Often have squeaky, non-threatening voices and colorful streams of language.

"You're f***ing gonna pay, you f***ing little c***!"

*sarcastic tone* "Oh no! Its attack of the 12-year-olds!"

by MMOphrases&words March 15, 2016

oldster

A person who has transitioned from adulthood into Olderhood . Part of the “Now Generation” oldsters have a desire to live life to the fullest, travel, meet new people, exercise, eat healthy, and incorporate a little bit of silliness in their lives. If youngsters have youth and dreams, then oldsters have age and wisdom. In this age of information, oldsters live in defiance of their advancing years and continue to crave new ideas and experiences, and have an insatiable thirst for learning.

In a classic oldster move, my neighbour decided to learn Spanish at the age of seventy.

by sebtbear July 19, 2013

olde schoolle

the original old enlish spelling of what is now called old skool, fo sheezie my neezie!

"hell ya ma neezies those air force ones are so damn olde schoolle!"

by bobb February 6, 2003