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Tampa Bay Release

When you get a hand job while driving a jet ski as the marine life looks on.

I had an epic day on the water. Perfect day for the jet ski. I even saw dolphins watching while Cindy give me the ole' Tampa Bay Release.

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When a dude shoves frozen tomato paste up his ass to simulate a period , and then you fuck him in it.

"Cyrus was being a bitch about life today , so I gave him the olde 57 and told him to shut the fuck up."

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