Alabama bread maker 

The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, "ROLL TIDE!"

This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.

Alabama bread maker by SaladTossr December 17, 2023

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired 

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired by LordJenal December 17, 2023

Rusty Waffle Maker 

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.

This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.

Rusty Waffle Maker by felix badcock March 31, 2024

left ring toenail grease maker 

a small machine that makes grease that resembles the grease from a left ring toenail

i need me a left ring toenail grease maker

left ring toenail grease maker by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024

Akainu.D.Donut Maker 

Akainu makes ace a donut

ACE WAS ABOUT TO BE FREED TILL "AKAINU.D.DONUT MAKER" KILLED HIM!

Akainu.D.Donut Maker by THEONEPIECEETHEONEPIECEISREAL! July 5, 2024

Naples Pasta Maker 

An erect phallus is buttered and fed into a pasta maker. A partner positions themselves beneath the pasta maker, and ingests the flattened remnants of said phallus.

Johnny isn’t coming munting tonight. He’s still recovering from that Naples Pasta Maker he did with Jill and Gretchen last week.

Naples Pasta Maker by GREENFUCKNIGGA12 May 26, 2024

Brazilian Waffle Maker 

A sexual act in which one person ingest a large amount of laxatives in order to empty their entire system of impurities. They then eat a large amount of waffles followed by more laxatives. Next, the person shits the waffles out onto someone else while that someone else is jerking off.

Listen pal, if you don’t shut your mouth, I’m gonna give you a Brazilian Waffle Maker.

Brazilian Waffle Maker by Ching Chong 47 May 31, 2024