On April 14, it is National Hold Hands Day so if anyone comes up to you and grabs your hand say “Happy National Hold Hands Day!
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Soulja boy performed an epic one-handed guitar solo at the public library and ruined the computer's keyboard.
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While "turning a bare-handed double play" is among the most vaunted and skillful of infielders' defensive plays, it is among the lowest of indignities on the diaper table. Though it does also require quick thinking and defensive maneuvers to keep fluids off clothes and clean diapers and changing pads, any such heroics are outweighed by the hilarious, disgusting and deflating fact of hands covered in baby urine and poop.
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