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National Hold Hands Day

On April 14, it is National Hold Hands Day so if anyone comes up to you and grabs your hand say “Happy National Hold Hands Day!
by Kate Ingles April 12, 2019
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2nd hand/involuntary suicide

A person wants to die but cannot bring them selfs to comet suicide, which leads them wanting some out side force to do it for them
I overheard someone say they want 2nd hand/involuntary suicide
by HYPERKILLER54 July 2, 2021
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krispy kreme donut hand

when you're done beating your dick and your hand looks like a freshly glazed krispy kreme donut
"no don't come in the bathroom, i've got krispy kreme donut hand, bro"
by imakegob00m911 December 1, 2022
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One-handed guitar solo

Rigorous masturbation.
Soulja boy performed an epic one-handed guitar solo at the public library and ruined the computer's keyboard.
by ScubaSteve4921 August 1, 2008
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bare-handed double play

a regrettable phenomenon, most typically occurring on a diaper table, wherein an undiapered baby "drops a deuce" then encores with a "golden shower", as (s)he is being adjusted to fit into the clean diaper. As the definition implies, the resultant fluids thoroughly coat the adult's hands, typically through a disgusting direct hit. Silently enduring this or laughing aloud is a sure evidence of evolutionary fitness; why else would one tolerate a little person relieving him/herself directing onto one's hands?
While "turning a bare-handed double play" is among the most vaunted and skillful of infielders' defensive plays, it is among the lowest of indignities on the diaper table. Though it does also require quick thinking and defensive maneuvers to keep fluids off clothes and clean diapers and changing pads, any such heroics are outweighed by the hilarious, disgusting and deflating fact of hands covered in baby urine and poop.
by Henry's Dad August 28, 2010
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hand-start the yogurt thrower

to engage in self-arousal techniques; to masturbate
"I walked in on Allan, and he was totally hand-starting the yogurt thrower.
by Brian September 5, 2004
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Farting out hand grenades

A Fart that you unleash that gives you such excruciating pain, this is the only phrase for your terrbile pain.
Matt on the phone - hold on...... OH MA GAWD i'm farting out hand grenades.
by Terrance Clark December 28, 2005
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