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Harley Douchebag 

A guy who thinks that just because he's bought a Harley, it makes him cool and tough.
Frank is a cool guy until he gets around his Harley, then he turns into a right Harley Douchebag.
Harley Douchebag by Ljamc May 18, 2012

douchequake 

a douche of such tectonic intensity that their douchiness can be measured on the Richter scale.
Phil Simms is such a douche. Yeah, he's a douchequake, yo.
douchequake by nme! January 18, 2009

douchegirl 

A highly parents-subsidised pretentious paris-hilton-girl with a constant need for attention, negative or positive. The easiest way to get attention for her is to play guys by acting as if she was super-interested in them, while in fact just looking for attention. She is unable to maintain a healthy relationship to the opposite sex, constantly chasing for new guys to mess with and will never stop teasing them. When going out she dresses in a slutty way to maximise the level of attention she gets, trying to attract guys to sexploit or to play with. She tries to lower her victims self-esteem by constant negging and showing off to make her feel better about herself.

She wears expensive cloths/bags/sunglasses/etc, defines herself by other’s material possessions and by the people she got to know during her attention-whore adventures. Though materially well-equipped by birth, she tries to be even "better" than she really is, e.g. by pretending to live in cool cities like London, though this is not true in reality.
Douchegirls should be avoided at all costs by any guy as they just live to try to fuck them over for attention. They pretend to be the happiest girls on the planet, while in fact being among the most empty people on the planet. They tend to be of average intelligence, trying to appear smart in an equally pretentious way as they behave in other parts of their lives. Never get impressed by a douchegirl, as there is nothing behind her ego but emptiness and hot air.
Tall blonde girl neglected by her parents, chasing after guys in clubs.

Typical douchegirl blabla:

To guy: "Say hi to another guy's name for me"
To anyone: -"I had gadget, e.g. blackberry before it was cool"
-"I am friends with all the guys"
-"Most of my friends are guys"
To show off how exclusive she is: "I crashed a guy's Posche Cayenne Turbo S cause I was wearing heels."
To emasculate a guy not acting 100% tough: "Wanna cry?" or "guy's name is quite useless" or any other neg
Complaining: "All the guys are hitting on me" wearing a skirt which could be confused for a belt
douchegirl by formonkeys January 12, 2011

Douchebagner 

a real dick, prick, asshole, and all around unpleasant person.
The dude known as "Douche Bagner" is called that because he's such a douchebagner.
Douchebagner by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

DOUCHEBAGGERY 

The act of being, and the official language of the douchebag. Douchebags can be recognized by their Ed Hardy attire, spiky over-gelled hair, spray-on tans, brostaches, failure to wear a shirt over their wife beater, and their strange vernacular. Use of words abbreviated like "legit" (legitimate) "ridic" (ridiculous) "jelly" (jealous, mostly used by the female species of douchebag) and most importantly YOLO (a word too douchey to to even define). They often refer to others of their kind as broski, and end their sentences with "yo".For them, dancing to songs like "gangnam style" and Ii'm sexy and I know it" is serious business, as they seem to believe they have "moves like Jagger". Often found in Jersey, douchebags are to be avoided at all cost. If, however, one finds themself unavoidably interacting with a douchebag it is recommended you use long words and DO NOT look directly at them. Prolonged exposure to douchebags has been known to cause douchebaggery in others. Run, fast and far, from a douchebag.
conversation spoken in douchebaggery

mike--hey broski, wanna hit the bar tonight? i heard the bitches are gonna be legit ridic down there tonight yo (rubs fake-tanned arms) and i am looking FRESH (checks out roided muscles in nearby window)

brad--yeah, brah, i can't wait to get my grind on some skanks. (he checks out roided muscles in nearby window) damn i'm swoled up yo, it's wife beater time for sure tonight yo.

tj--YOLO bros!!!

mike, brad & tj--YOLO!!!
DOUCHEBAGGERY by the stank pit January 12, 2013

douchenometry 

a lesser known branch of mathematics that studies douchebags. Douchenometry deals with the relationship between the modern day douchebag and doucheassery.
Douchenometry should be a mandatory prerequisite class prior to working at any Ed Hardy clothing store.

sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction
douchenometry by pendergastastic September 7, 2010