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B.A.L.B Syndrome 

B.A.L.B Syndrome commonly occurs when an individual that you know exhibits symptoms of "Being A Little Bitch."

Symptoms include:

Bitching for NO reason

Bitching about LITTLE things

Bitching because they are just a BITCH
Example 1:

Person 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me.

Person 2: Aww dude, that sucks. How long have you been dating her?

Person 1: Dude, like a week and a half, I think love her.

Person 2: Wow dude, you got B.A.L.B syndrome.

Example 2:
Person 1: YO! Let's Go Now! I'm calling an FTB night!

Person 2: Sorry man, I got things to do tonight. We'll chill tomorrow.

Person 1: Wow are you fucking serious? This is bullshit! (leaves angrily)

Person 2: I think they prescribe medication for that B.A.L.B Syndrome.
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Grab the B.A.G/ Grab the Gat/ Gats got the bag but he ain't here to stun/ Here to fu*k you up with a Big A$$ Gun.
B.A.G by Gat October 18, 2012
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Any clothing item worn and taken off after a full day's use, containing B.O., which is thrown into an easily forgettable place, with the intention of wearing it again, but ending up forgotten and soaking in its own B.O.
Eliza: "Sarah, have you seen my new brown sweater? You wore it last week."

Sarah: "Isn't it in your drawer?"

Eliza: "No. It's not in there. Oh, here it is. You threw it under the bed in a B.O. Ball."
B.O. Ball by Dirty Harry 1 January 10, 2013

B.i.B (Blanket in the Butt)

All day spent on the couch generally not giving a f*ck about the world or interacting with the human race. Wrapped in a blanket, it's the ultimate chill day. Waisting your entire day watching TV, playing video games, watching movies, often times in your pajamas and not showered for the entire day. B.i.B usually occurres following a long work week, a night of heavy partying, or when your home sick.
Ex 1) You're hungover? Are we gonna see you later or are you B.i.B (Blanket in the Butt)?

Ex 2) I had a f*cked week at work, I'm B.i.B all weekend...

Ex 3) I've got the cold from hell, I'm B.i.B with some hot & sour soup and Theraflu.
B.I.C. Stands for Bad Influence Crew. This crew is more like a family they always stick together & have each others back. Ain't nobody fucking with this clique! They roll hard or go home. But most of the time they don't go home cuz they "DON'T GIVE A SHIT!" They love to have fun! its a good time, everytime. But they are trouble. If you wanna keep ur job n not go broke do not hang out with this crew. They get banned from bars/hotels and they're own houses. They know how to party hard n most ppl can't hang with them or handle them. They party 24/7 365! This IS the BAD INFLUNCE CREW!
mollypartyrollhousemusicfriendsfamilybadtroublefunB.I.C.
B.I.C. by Bitch in charge July 10, 2013

B-Mac(ing) 

Pronounced like "Tebowing", B-Mac(ing) is when one individual thinks everything they do or say is automatically and without a doubt correct. Even though it usually is the dumbest shit you will ever hear or see. Usually gets made fun of because everyone calls him out on his non-sense. Usually starts arguments with people strictly because he thinks their wrong. Usually backs out of fights when one stands up to his dumb ramblings. He leeches onto other people....usually posing their style and thoughts.
John: "You're such a faggot!"
Pablo: "Mister John, please stop saying faggot so much, it offends people!"
John: "I support gay marriage, therefore I'm allowed to say it!!!"
Pablo: "Dude......you're B-Mac(ing) so hard right now!!!"
John: "I got a choppa in the car!!"
B-Mac(ing) by 2106 From The 90210 September 3, 2013
B25 is a scatological reference. The letter B is indicative of the color of ones load, while 25 indicates how many times one must wipe before finally being clean. It is not a literal indication of color and # of wipes. It's merely indicative of a hard to clean turd.
You can get in the bathroom when I'm done cleaning this b-25.
b-25 by The Real MC November 17, 2013