Birthday God 

The God who comes around once a year, staying as long as he wants, to make your Birthday or Birthday Week bomb as fuck by giving you random perks.

Omg the cashier at tacobell just gave me my whole meal for free. Thank you birthday god!

It hasn't rained for my whole birthday week in SEATTLE, Birthday God must love me.

I must have been extra good this year because Birthday God just got me a free Hot Air Balloon ride tomorrow morning

My religion is the Birthday God.

Birthday God by Aquamarineee September 8, 2012

fish god 

IceJJFish (Youtube) is a fish god a guy that can't sing but gets plenty of hoes and makes mad cash, with little to no effort or talent.

Yo IceJJFish is a fish god, he got all the girls wanting the fish.

fish god by Fishfan14 March 12, 2014

fifa god 

When Garincha, EA and the other Fifa gods screw you over on Any Fifa game.

The fifa gods consist of Garincha, Senzo Meyiwa, Osvaldo Ardiles, Eusebio, Ghiggia, Billy Bassett, and thee almighty Pele. (Who speaks to the fifa gods telepathically or through holograms like star wars.)

"Please save my team from losing fifa gods.."

"The fifa gods will f*#$ you up on fifa Ultimate team."

"Darn.. the fifa gods are not on my side.."

"Thanks fifa gods."

fifa god by ThereisHope November 2, 2015

puff god 

A person how has the best weed and smokes alot

man the some good shit where did you get it

the puff god

puff god by Urban god of the dictionary April 26, 2017

Toned God 

A very buff attractive male, but only 5'4, and wears fake yeezys

Are you familiar with Toned God? He sells fake Yeezys

Toned God by anonymoussenet August 10, 2017

Awp God 

SnoopCatGang

SnoopCatGang is the Awp God

Awp God by Kyle2100 November 7, 2017

Clout God

Someone who does the extraordinary, or something that’s never been done before. Each stunt gives you points depending on the level of crazy the stunt is

Juan Valles just pulled a crossover on Noah Toadacheenie and dunked all over him. That’s massive clout god points for that stunt!

Clout God by JVcl0uT6od March 4, 2018