by Super_G February 17, 2022
by LincolnLog69 July 24, 2014
A term (with farmer/redneck etymology) when two or more guys are trying to get behind a pickup truck or SUV stuck in an off-road rut or muddy patch, and subsequently get hosed down and splattered with mud and water when the (often female) weakest driver gets behind the wheel and thinks the best maneuver is to put the pedal to the medal and go full throttle to get the vehicle unstuck and out of the rut.
Me and Daryl got completely splatter-douched when Ellie Mae tried to push the Ford out of that manure pit after unloading all that stinky silage for them there steers.
by metromicron October 25, 2014
by Allan B'stard March 02, 2023
Lame man who tries way too hard to impress others. Typically dresses to show off his mediocre body, wears too much jewelry, heavy cologne, drives a loud car and likes to spin the tires. This person is oblivious to the fact that his “friends” are just using his money and lackluster body for their own personal gain.
He’s such a Juicy Douche
Mr. Juicy Douche has the intelligence of wet blanket
Do you smell that? Mr. Juicy Douche is wearing way too much cologne
The only pussy that Juicy Douche has seen in a while is his moms’s cat.
Mr. Juicy Douche has the intelligence of wet blanket
Do you smell that? Mr. Juicy Douche is wearing way too much cologne
The only pussy that Juicy Douche has seen in a while is his moms’s cat.
The person that turns the volume all the way up, on any TV or Stereo, in an electronic store, So that everyone else is assaulted by their horrible taste in music. Then walks away without turning the volume back down
Do you always have to put the stereo on dubstep and blast it, when I bring you to the store? You are such an Audio Douche
by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 27, 2018
A shit-box car (usually owned by a teenager that just got their licence) that has had needlessly loud, expensive and fast modifications added to it people who drive around in these cars are generally douchebags who think buying a loud ass V8 engine for a used 2008 Toyota will make them look cool and is a good use of their part-time savings (spoiler alert, it's not).
Thomas: what the hell is that loud sound? Is that a sports car?
Dan: no it's just Jared drifting around the school parking lot in his Douche-box.
Dan: no it's just Jared drifting around the school parking lot in his Douche-box.
by Dr Doot January 30, 2024