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Takes the cake 

When a womans booty is noticeably big.
Joe:Damn look at that girls hot ass!

Sean: Yeah man her ass takes the cake!

Joe: Nah bro, her ass takes the whole bakery!
Takes the cake by Blondgirl90 October 18, 2016
To have caked your man pudding on an unsuspecting freshman's back on your basement futon.
Andy: Dude, I caked her back this morning.

Grant: That shit is sick. You're a pedophile.
caked by mikeGee March 25, 2008

Caesar's Angry Pirate 

When you hang from a ceiling fan while your dog licks your balls and you shoot a cum wad in the dogs eye!
The dog was licking my balls so hard that I did a Caesar's Angry Pirate.
Caesar's Angry Pirate by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008
someone who is always high, usually from smoking illegal substances; baked
When he showed up for class he was total cake.
Cake by Sarah May 13, 2005

Cake Day 🎂

National cake day is on 14th! Show some people your cake! doesn't matter what kind!
wanna see my Cake? Since it is cake day 🎂

Jooster Cake 

KR is a jooster cakE! he is negative also
Jooster Cake by Dojo Mojo March 12, 2003