anal crisp

When your anus is crispy.

"Damn, that bitch got an anal crisp".

by Anal crisp May 3, 2017

Anal Chicken Coop

When you shove as many baby chicks as you can into an asshole and dress your cock up like a coyote. The aim of the game is to hook as many chicks out the butthole by the neck with your coyote cock as you can before you drown the chicks with your sweet sweet cum nectar.

Man, Donald Trump's lookin' extra thiccc today, I'd give him a 10 chick anal chicken coop and get in there like Wile E coyote.

I gave Donny boy the ol' anal chicken coop, and you would not believe the size of the anal chandelier on that fucker.

by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020

Anal bloom

The fetish of liking how the shape of your anal looks like. The closest thing I can use for metaphor is how people have some hobbies looking at a flower's anatomy and seeing it in an elegant way like taking pictures of a flower blooming except it's the anal.

The way this anal stretch and squeeze is exemplary as well as the curves it has just brings naught but happiness to a monsieur like mine especially as it stretch and squeeze like no others! OH HOW THIS ANAL BLOOM!

by TrashIdiot February 10, 2021

Anal-rizzism

Rizzing of the anus

That night was so good, I had an anal-rizzism

by Umm idk March 8, 2024

Arab Anal Tunnel

When two people kiss mouth to mouth, and you insert a long anal bead chain into one persons asshole, to go out of the mouth, into the other persons mouth, and out their asshole.

Me and Victor had a really fun time doing the Arab Anal Tunnel

by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024

Anal Virgin Mary

A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.

Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?

by WileECoyote.genius August 28, 2019

Anal - ize

Licking butthole.

Don't get me wrong; I would anal - ize the shit out of a woman!

by Daisy Dunham May 25, 2020