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Urban Dictionary Moderator

The Urban Dictionary moderators are the most handsome, beautiful, sexually attractive people in the entire world. A study from 2024 shows that being an Urban Dictionary moderator is one of the most desired jobs in the world, and is also among the most respected by women. All Urban Dictionary moderators are the kindest people you'll ever meet.
John: "yeah so in my spare time I work as an Urban Dictionary moderator-"
Jane: "I want to marry you and have sex with you because you are so hot."
John: "what"
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Urban Dictionary Bob

URBAN DICTIONARY BOB is a Bob obtained by searching the words "Urban Dictionary Bob" into the Urban Dictionary website. It originates from the Roblox game "Find the Bobs", created by @nenoxor1.
guy: hey person have you found URBAN DICTIONARY BOB yet??/??
other guy: ye i have the bob i am so cool and epic, just say /e LLLOLOLLOLOLOLOOLLLOL
guy: omg so awesome

Urban Dictionary Humor

Vulgar made up definitions often found on Urban Dictionary
person 1: ''turns out she had a massive veiny baseball bat.''
Person 2: ''that's urban dictionary humor''

Urban dictionary text to speech

The feature nobody uses.
Sam: Who the fuck uses the urban dictionary text to speech
Some crazy man: Me

Urban Dictionary Editors

Stupid Far-Right people who posts stupid bigoted shits. If you don't believe me, search Andrew Tate (someone said it helps with his life btw), George Floyd (someone said he deserves it), and probably Adolf Hitler. Said some stupid bigoted shits I wouldn't like to list because I'd get called a "SJW Liberal Communist soyboy". It has been too empirically obvious that this the dislike per like rate is 1,000:1. And if this is true by the end of 2031, the each admin of the site owes me, $1,000, bet?
"Hmmm, Urban Dictionary Editors? Wow! People right there must be cool to help us understand memes!"

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Urban dictionary user

In the dreadful jungle of Urban dictionary, a rare breed can be found. Today on National geographic, we will take a look at the Urban dictionary users. This is their natural, and only, habitat, where they can be found writing articles happily. They have a weird view on the world, seeing everything as a sexual reference. Only two breeds can be found: The dominant 'Pervertus teenagus' and the minority 'Normalus personus' moving on to their reproduction, the males try to attract the females using unheard-of words in their sentences like "I wanna put my pocket rocket into your cake until i release my tea flavours" but this type of attraction is only used by the Pervertus teenagus. Thanks for watching.
Damn that documentary about Urban dictionary users was good, maybe i should go looking after some!

Urban Dictionary loop

When you click on the first link of the first definition, and get back to where you started

Example:
something-->WHY IS YOU READING THIS?-->Excuse Me-->Guerrero-->translated-->condom-->smart-->Knowledgeable
-->certain--->something is an urban dictionary loop