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Definitions by lllllkmjj

Fortuwreck

Something you get as good as you want purely by chance when you actually want something else, typically as better as what you need.
I get a fortuwreck every single time I want something else.
Fortuwreck by lllllkmjj March 23, 2026

Urban dictionary text to speech

The feature nobody uses.
Sam: Who the fuck uses the urban dictionary text to speech
Some crazy man: Me
A man who shat in his office place, and refuses to go to the bathroom. If you encounter these people, run away.
Dude Wendy is a qraqqazz. Her workplace is near the bathroom.
Qraqqazz by lllllkmjj October 23, 2025

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The WORST possible hand in Texas Hold'em.
Aw fuck, i got a 7 and 2.
7 and 2 by lllllkmjj May 21, 2025
by lllllkmjj May 10, 2024
Holy moly the g from google
by lllllkmjj February 23, 2024