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Urban dictionary user

In the dreadful jungle of Urban dictionary, a rare breed can be found. Today on National geographic, we will take a look at the Urban dictionary users. This is their natural, and only, habitat, where they can be found writing articles happily. They have a weird view on the world, seeing everything as a sexual reference. Only two breeds can be found: The dominant 'Pervertus teenagus' and the minority 'Normalus personus' moving on to their reproduction, the males try to attract the females using unheard-of words in their sentences like "I wanna put my pocket rocket into your cake until i release my tea flavours" but this type of attraction is only used by the Pervertus teenagus. Thanks for watching.
Damn that documentary about Urban dictionary users was good, maybe i should go looking after some!
by icantthinkofaname117 December 17, 2025
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Urban dictionary

A stinking pile of shit that started in 1999 as an actually good website. It's now used by 12 year olds to write about sex positions. The users have the power to turn the most innocent things sexual somehow.
Lemme look up that new word on urban dictionary. "when u sm0ke dem tea leaves liek a tru brit"
by icantthinkofaname117 December 15, 2025
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Video tape

A lot of young people today have no idea what a "video tape" is, and might think it's a complicated and discreet suicide method, in which case they'd be horribly wrong. So i'm here to tell people about it. A video tape is a roll of thin magnetic tape with magnetic video storing. (specifically, iron oxide) To work, it needs to be decoded with a suitable machine, which is where the tape player comes into play. Finally, it uses a little motorized wheel to move the tape, and speed can be controlled, or you could rewind it. Video tapes (or cassettes) could be rented in stores, with the most prominent rental bussiness being Blockbuster, and these stores also had specific machines meant just for rewinding the tapes.
I just rented Home Alone from Blockbuster, this new "video tape" technology is awesome!
by icantthinkofaname117 December 17, 2025
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