Stick with Dick

A person who is abnormally thin but has an extremely large penis.

That guy is a stick with dick, you wouldn't be able to tell by just looking at him!

by StickwithDick November 9, 2009

Dutch Dick

Large uncircumcised penis

Girl: "Last night I was giving this dude a blowjob and he had a typical Dutch Dick: it was big, uncircumcised and clean!"

by The Swaffle King August 22, 2014

limp dick

Slang name for erectile dysfunction. (See definition for dick splint for cure)

Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

crip dick

An extremely small penis most often completely lacking testes. Similar to a micropenis except it looks to be about the size of a cooked pea. It is called crip dick because all crips have them and enjoy rubbing them with just about anything they can get their hands on to simulate something they will never actually experience in life.

Becky laughed at Tyrone when he took his pants off and she saw his crip dick.

It doesnt help girls to kick crips in the balls because they dont have any due to their crip dicks.

The crip tried to have the male prostitute give him a handjob but the poor guy couldnt find it anywhere.

by Biggle-Pie September 10, 2006

Slapping-Dicks

When you have sexual relations with a girl who you later find out has had sex with one of your friends or someone who you once knew. Then you are slapping-dicks with them. Much similar to sloppy-seconds.

Bob: You know that girl Jenna?
Jimmy: Ya. Why?
Bob: I totally beat those cheeks last night.
Jimmy: Oh ya? Me too. A few weeks back.
Bob: Ah man! I was slapping-dicks with you.

by RH9 December 18, 2008

Cold Dick

The act of loveless sex. The type of intercourse that you might have with a Lady of the Night. Often both parties have come to a mutual arrangement to satisfy each of their needs. Following the act, the participants are often left with feelings of self-loathing and cheapness but this will by no means stop them from persuing further opportunities for a bit of cold dick.

Are you seeing that girl again tonight?
Yea, I'm gonna give her a bit of cold dick.

OR

I need to find some tang. Gonna get me some cold dick action.

by Bill Oddie. December 14, 2012

tiny dick

when u have a really small dick

hey step bro lets fuck

omg what is that step bro u have a tiny dick

by cowboiiii November 1, 2020