crofter's 

The only jelly I'll put in my belly

Person A : What's the best jelly brand?

Person B : Crofter's

Person C : Smuckers?

Person B : F A L S E H O O D

crofter's by Sir. Sing-a-alot May 17, 2019

hoosecawl's 

A slang term for the female breast. Often used in it's plural form to designate a pair of boobs....

Zach, check out the hoosecawl's on that girl!

hoosecawl's by Dave the Carpenter February 9, 2021

Abigail’s Promise 

A nonsensical principle coined by the YouTuber, “Internet Comment with Erik”, being a parody of commonly referenced philosophical principles in media such as Occam’s razor and Chekhov’s gun.

“Did you hear about that new Lord of the Rings series? Classic Abigail’s promise right there.”

Abigail’s Promise by Commentiquette Student April 16, 2022

Voldemort's Nose 

Something that does not exist or is impossible.

-What's the square root of -2?
-Voldemort's nose.

Voldemort's Nose by pottergeek7 March 30, 2011

That's how mafia works 

A meme referring to the Mafia City ads were a man says "That's how mafia works." This meme is usually associated with a "lower level object/person" and a "higher level" version level as that.

Susan: "Oh no I'm being robbed!"
Level 5 Gangster: *Scares the mugger away*
Susan: "Oh why thank you!" *kisses Gangster*
Level 5 Gangster: *Turns into Level 35 Boss*
Mafia Boss: "That's how mafia works"

That's how mafia works by I Yoinked Your Girl January 15, 2019

It’s Morbin Time 

Last thing you hear before you get morbed from toes to shoulders.

The morbing guy: It’s Morbin Time
A: *Tries to escape the unavoidable morbing*
A: OH GOD OH FUCK

It’s Morbin Time by g_LemoNN April 9, 2022

Man's Best Friend 

A man's best friend is undoubtably his dog. They're friendly, loyal, quirky, and great to talk to. A great friend, one who will never judge your wardrobe or what you said or did today. When you come home, all they want from you is a hello and a petting. They'll never refuse attention, or a treat (or several). They'll love you simply for being there and loving them back.

My dog Biscuit is a great dog. Truly man's best friend.

Man's Best Friend by Zoniax June 8, 2009