goat-faced

Having a tired, haggard face, usually the result of too much cocaine use.

"Jim used to be my friend, but now that goat-faced motherfucker just shakes and asks to borrow money."

by rockemsockemblowbots October 28, 2007

fecle-faced

Piss drunk. Extremely wasted.

Dude, broham, I'm sorry I sent your ex-girlfriend that video of me naked, I was so fecle-faced!

by apocalypstick December 29, 2007

face-five

To intentionally miss someone's hand during a hi-five and smack them on the face instead.

I gave this one idiot a face-five the other day, it was totally sweet.

by saturn sixx April 8, 2008

garbage-face

1.a girl that is very unnatractive
2.girl with a rocking body but her face...not so much

1. damn britney is such a garbage-face
2. look at that ass, o wait she got a garbage-face

by $D-Moore$ April 3, 2009

Face-Spacer

A person who is a member of all the social networking sites and spends way too much time on them.

All you Face-Spacer's need to get a life.

by kejo66 March 12, 2009

Krunk-Faced

An intoxicated state in which you are completely irresponsible for your actions, usually intentionally inflicted.

Hey Bear Bear, wanna go get krunk-faced tonight?

by upandadam January 15, 2009

face flip

When you hear something that
A) turns you good mood bad, such as the mentioning of an ex, or
B) turns your bad mood good, such as the mentioning of an upcoming event.

Joe totally had a face flip when you mentioned Jen tday at the water cooler.

by GreenM February 9, 2009