urban dictionary's mugs

when you make a random definition at the bottom of it it just says * Get the *definition* mug.

You: did you make a definition about the urban dictionary's mugs
Friend: yeah?
You: i just want you to know that it will say *Get the urban dictionary's mugs.* because for some reason it will just appear at the bottom
Friend: okay i am fine with that

urban dictionary's mugs by nicku1006 July 16, 2025

Urban Dictionary flirting 

A really corny flirting method when someone write's their crush/partner's name on urban dictionary and filling the definition with really sweet and kind words thinking that their significant other will actually see that shit (spoiler alert: they won't)

person: "says here fred is an amazing sweet kind caring person who is the best boy ever i love him so much"
other person: "the dude who wrote that must be urban dictionary flirting"

Urban Dictionary flirting by PuffPlayer August 7, 2025

Urban Dictionary Likes and Dislikes 

They removed it because this website is now run by idiotic cunts apparently

User1: Why can't I see the Urban Dictionary Likes and Dislikes?
User2: Yeah what's up with the website, is it a bug?
User3: No, this website has just gone to shit
User1 and User2: Aw fuck that sucks, now it's unusable

Urban Dictionary Likes and Dislikes by KeepTheDamnSocksOn September 20, 2025

Urban Dictionary Humor

Vulgar made up definitions often found on Urban Dictionary

person 1: ''turns out she had a massive veiny baseball bat.''
Person 2: ''that's urban dictionary humor''

Urban Dictionary Humor by Nopersonalorsmthidk October 18, 2025

Urban dictionary text to speech

The feature nobody uses.

Sam: Who the fuck uses the urban dictionary text to speech
Some crazy man: Me

Urban dictionary text to speech by lllllkmjj October 23, 2025

Urban Dictionary Editors

Stupid Far-Right people who posts stupid bigoted shits. If you don't believe me, search Andrew Tate (someone said it helps with his life btw), George Floyd (someone said he deserves it), and probably Adolf Hitler. Said some stupid bigoted shits I wouldn't like to list because I'd get called a "SJW Liberal Communist soyboy". It has been too empirically obvious that this the dislike per like rate is 1,000:1. And if this is true by the end of 2031, the each admin of the site owes me, $1,000, bet?

"Hmmm, Urban Dictionary Editors? Wow! People right there must be cool to help us understand memes!"

Look inside

"Oh my God they're fucking 4Channers"

Urban Dictionary Editors by Professional Etymologist December 1, 2025

Urban dictionary user

In the dreadful jungle of Urban dictionary, a rare breed can be found. Today on National geographic, we will take a look at the Urban dictionary users. This is their natural, and only, habitat, where they can be found writing articles happily. They have a weird view on the world, seeing everything as a sexual reference. Only two breeds can be found: The dominant 'Pervertus teenagus' and the minority 'Normalus personus' moving on to their reproduction, the males try to attract the females using unheard-of words in their sentences like "I wanna put my pocket rocket into your cake until i release my tea flavours" but this type of attraction is only used by the Pervertus teenagus. Thanks for watching.

Damn that documentary about Urban dictionary users was good, maybe i should go looking after some!

Urban dictionary user by icantthinkofaname117 December 17, 2025