by dr._dank_noodles November 27, 2019

1) John: it’s not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked
2) a friend asks how a movie was, john replies with “parked, not worth seeing.”
2) a friend asks how a movie was, john replies with “parked, not worth seeing.”
by 33clownboy33 June 26, 2024

A ridiculously large non-commercial pickup truck. Specifically one so big and long that it exceeds the length of a standard parking space.
Person1- dude. You see that truck hanging out of that parking space? They are even pulled all the way up! They are still like halfway in the aisle!!
Person2- These parking lot princesses are out of control!
Person2- These parking lot princesses are out of control!
by Thesonicpaintbrush December 9, 2023

A parking turtle is the concrete block at the end of a parking spot that prevents you from driving too far
by yubaruby August 9, 2021

A park and/or campground in Worcester Massachusetts that hosted locobaazoka from 1996 to 2007 by waaf a local butt rock station in Boston. This is known for waaf tv censoring slipknots song surfacing and the before/after interview.
by Nascarfan2007 April 23, 2023

“Bitch you got parked”
“Scary cuz you know you’ll get parked”
“I don’t want to fight you because I know I’ll get parked”
“Scary cuz you know you’ll get parked”
“I don’t want to fight you because I know I’ll get parked”
by WetWillyntDry February 11, 2025

A town full of rich white boys who talk shit and think they are hard. Park Ridge HS starts in seventh grade. Everyone starts smoking and doing illegal shit when they are younger than anyone in any other normal town.
Person 1, “Dude did you hear what happened in Park Ridge NJ?”
Person 2, “Nah man what happened,”
Person 1, “A massive group of little white kids broken into Burger King and smoked all the patties.”
Person 2, “What the fuck is wrong with Park Ridge!”
Person 2, “Nah man what happened,”
Person 1, “A massive group of little white kids broken into Burger King and smoked all the patties.”
Person 2, “What the fuck is wrong with Park Ridge!”
by girthchickenpotato November 17, 2021
