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Union High School 

The most ghetto ass school in New Jersey. Along with a crappy education where you'll eventually get a teacher you despise, you also get boys materbating in bathroom stalls, girls having sex in bathroom stalls (because for some reason a bathroom is the best setting for a lesbian porno), bomb threats, constant fights over whatever dumbass reason people could use as an excuse (i swear we once had a fight over a fucking 75 cent cookie from the cafeteria..shit was stale too), security guards that have the same skills and logic as a police officer in a hispanic country, people doing cringy tiktoks in the middle of class, mfs shouting about whatever bs rumors are revelant, and more to come soon! Be sure to join this "school" with us and sit back and watch a real iteration of hell happen before your eyes
Oh wow, fellow girlfriend, that union high school bathroom looks so hawt, let's fuck in it!

Ouran High School Host Club

An anime/manga - by Bisco Hatori - about a girl named Fujioka Haruhi, who attends Ouran Academy on a scholarship. She is middle-class, and considered a "commoner" by her peers, although she is the top student in the school. She is taken in by the Ouran High School Host Club (the Host Club is made up of "wealthy boys with time who entertain wealthy girls with time... It is an elegant game unique to this school") after breaking a vase valued at eight million yen ($80,000 U.S.). The manga/anime details daily adventures of the club, including dances, festivals, rivalries, character histories, etc. It is a shojo that is more comic than romantic, and can make fun of itself and its genre.
The main characters of Ouran High School Host Club are:
Haruhi Fujioka: The natural type
Tamaki Suou: The prince type (President of the club)
Kyouya Ootori: The cool type
Hikaru Hitachiin: The little devil type
Kaoru Hitachiin: The little devil type (Hikaru's twin brother)
Mitsukuni "Honey" Haninozuka: The loli-shota type
Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka: The wild type (Takes care of Honey)

Their types are their different appeals in the Host Club.

stoney creek high school

Located in the rich town of Rochester, Michigan, where all the kids get a brand new Ford Escape on their 15th birthdays. The schools name describes the kids in it: "Stoner Creek". Most students go to basement parties where they get wasted and usually receive MIP's in their free time. some common sayings: "this is legendary", "ferda", "turn up", and "turn down for what". Breeds from the boring hell of a middle school, labeled "Hart Middle School", where teachers get suspended for sexual harassment at least twice a month. Stoney is known for it's security guards sending nudes to sophomores & proposing to students. Girls at Stoney Creek wear massive amounts of make up; bronzer in particular.
"Breaking News: Security Guard accused of sending inappropriate texts/photos to student at Stoney Creek High School, tonight at 6."

"Did you hear about that Stoney Creek party? Apparently like 5 kids got mipped."

High School Gym Class 

1. Where fun and fitness go to die.

2. 58 minutes of pain
"today in high school gym class we will be exercising for the first time in three months, and you all will be running the mile"
"Tomorrow we will be viewing a power point of sexually transmitted diseases"

Bellport High School 

A shitty ass school in a mad broke town the best teacher there definitely mr bux and ms Smith can go shove a flamingo up her ass and ms roach head like judge Judy
Bellport High School sucks complete ass cheeks can’t even go on field trips

Loveland High School 

A horrible school full of white trash with middle aged moms named Karen that ask for the manager when their expired coupon isnt being accepted. They all think theyre so bad smoking a juul in the bathroom and getting caught by Buis. The lunch food is just a live chicken shoved in a blender with a bit of salt for seasoning. They still use TikTok and think theyre cool because they have 212 followers. Theyre all named Jack or Logan or some white shit like that and they sniff sharpies for fun. They print supreme stickers and put them on their shirts and think its hilarious. Nothing else exists except nike and lulu lemon. Their football team has scronny freshman that are 5"3' and weigh 124 pounds starting.
Jason: Yo where do you go to school?
Logan: Loveland High School.
Jason: Shit man that sucks

Ford Middle School 

Ford Middle School is filled with thirsty hoes, and white boys who say the n word, ratchet bitches that think they the shit cause they have sum ass, and student athletes that think they the shit because they made the bb team but yet they made c team... but Mr.David Thic
I went to Ford Middle School it sucks