Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.

After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.

by El5enor August 6, 2018

Piss

A refreshing beverage

"Talking about piss is kinda making me thirsty."

by Anonymous-Bitch69 April 5, 2021

Piss Horse

An unpopular call and response phrase whereby the first party exclaims "Piss Horse!" and any other party begrudgingly replies "of course".

Person 1: "Piss Horse!"
Person 2: "Of Course"

by Phillip K. Eichner March 28, 2020

piss party

a party where you piss!

“dude if you don’t stop talking I’ll literally pee on you”
“bro if you pee on me I’ll pee on you”
“piss party?”

by pink lemonade hoarder xoxo October 17, 2019

piss kink

idk someone likes pee alot

my gf has a piss kink so she asks me to pee in her alot….

by horn knee 24/7 November 1, 2022

Piss baby

The bloating that occurs on a woman's abdomen when she has a full bladder. Often times after sex a woman will have to pee really bad from the stimulation, which can create a piss baby. It's called a piss baby because it makes her abdomen swell, and loosely resembles a pregnant woman's stomach.

Example 1: I shouldn't have drank all that water. Now I've got a piss baby

Example 2: after getting plowed for 30 minutes straight, Veronica realized getting stuffed with d gave her a piss baby.

by Suckmytoes_77 December 15, 2023

Straight Cat Piss

Expression/Insult of failing, being bad, or sucking

Wife,Husband, Tinder date, Ex Girlfriend, Bros...etc

Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”

Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”

by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020