Yester-last-year

A year and a day ago.

You promised me yester-last-year that you'd be be here within a year. It's too late now.

by Renfran April 24, 2017

The Last Boner

An award-winning novel with 14 weeks on the New York Times Bestseller List, The Last Boner delves into the protagonist's inability to "free his willy from the shackles of desolation and dust." The visionary author, Garrett Charms took inspiration from moments from his life to write this novel. He especially drew inspiration from his Summer of 2016 in which he confessed in an interview with TIME magazine that "my spaghetti noodle, whenever I looked at it, made me sad."

Have your read The Last Boner? It's so good! It's a really HARD read.

by ChettCactus April 24, 2017

rainbow laser

A dildo for lesbians

Omg! That rainbow laser feels so good

by Urbanganga March 17, 2017

crowdis(last name)

Crowdis's are very sweet but tough. They are updated on everything trending and are a great family!(last name)

Crowdis(last name)family:I love my family

Swift family:mines completely weird

by Ashtenryan is ME March 17, 2017

sperm laser

A extremly fast and large laser that impregnants all the women in it's path.

Women: OH SHlT IT'S A SPERM LASER! RUUUUUUN!
Men: Ahhh, I see Johhny is going at it again.

by SugarDadddy March 24, 2017

dead last

One in contention who played out to such a degree as to declare the game over...to give every appearance of qualifying only to be called out for a final try and curse someone out...
No one believed what she had risked now she's dead last...
The game oldmaid drew the queen...
In a class by herself no dead last...
To suffer anonimity...dead last

It was an inside joke, she came Out now she's dead last...

by Opal zen June 18, 2017

chase lassurre

He can be a jackass but he will also make you feel safe and special he might not know how important you are intill you leave but he will always make you smile also he has beautiful eyes.

Chase lassurreThe one that will fight for you the one that makes you feel safe the one that got away.

by -A.w June 30, 2017