Am I smart

Im not gonna ask why you are searching this, because it’s not very smart, so...

no.

Child: “Mom, am I smart?”
Mom: “ask the urban dictionary, it’s a very accurate answer to you’re question”

by Someone smart unlike someone September 6, 2020

I was just joking

the thing you tell the principal when you type into google download hentai free on a school account.

Principal: why did you search for that?
Kid: I was just joking. Plz no kill

by literallynobody October 22, 2020

i give brain

The definition of I give brain is another phrase if sucking dick

I give brain :Sarah- so honey what should we do tonight in bed

Jim- maybe you could give me some brain
Sarah: unbuckled jims pants whipped out his cock and sucked it like a blow pop

by Lil d.e.x January 28, 2018

I see how it is

When you realise the person just chats shit all the time

blah blah blah

I see how it is, YOU CHAT SHIT

by billybulshitter October 23, 2012

I Am the Law

The catchphrase of the comic book character Judge Dredd. Also a kickass song by the band Anthrax.

Because in Mega City...
I AM THE LAW!!!
You won't fuck around no more!
I AM THE LAW!!!

I judge the rich, I judge the poor
I AM THE LAW!!!
Commit a crime I'll lock the door
I AM THE LAW!!!
Because in Mega City...
I AM THE LAW!!!

by doctor chad thundercock December 1, 2018

I can't breath

Learn better grammar

{insert name here} couldn't use proper grammar so they said, I can't breath.

by the gilded oreo March 11, 2021

i searched this up

YAY!

Person1: i searched this up
Person2: hell yah lets party

by Theguywhosaysthings March 17, 2021