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Faith in God 

Not checking the last wipe after a poo because you have faith that it will be clean.
Friend: "It smells like shit in here, are you sure you wiped man?"
Me: "Yeah I wiped, but on the last wipe I put my Faith in God"
Faith in God by sir haxalot January 23, 2019
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oh my god thats so stright 

something that chris crocker says negitively because it pisses him of that people say"oh my god thats so gay" about bad things.
Michelle:Hey, like my new flip-flops?
Britney:Ew. Oh my god thats so stright of you to wear areopostle shoes. LOSER

Reasons Why God Exists 

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Mino God 

A god that can summon minos in the ocean. He protects all minos.Some say he can be located in Miami or Marco Island. He is also called Paul the Masforroll.
All minos fear the wrath of the Mino God.
One who is a legend among ordinary men, is capable of withstanding unthinkable amounts of alcohol without being phased, shows no mercy, and still leaves time to party after a hard day of kicking ass.
Justin is a true man god, kicking the devil's ass like that.
man god by Mutt613 January 3, 2009

lesser-god stumble

watching the 'high and mighty' take a 'tumble', falling prey to their more 'base' instincts. (I LOVE IT!!)

those who would 'preach' morality, 'right and wrong', christianity, conservatism, abstinence, e.t.c.; to YOU!- falling on THEIR fucking face!!
the politician put a 'hot load' in his mistress, and DANG! if it didn't 'take'!! -what a lesser-god stumble!

i love the lesser-god stumble of the ''hot shit" holier-than-thou, ending up just a "cold-turd"

the priest was found nude with a ten year old boy!, a true lesser-god stumble!