Smuck Fuck

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while her period is occurring and your penis looks like you had sex with a jar of Smucker’s strawberry jam afterwards. With a name like that, it has to be good!

Chaz: Damn, bro! What you doing at the laundromat? Shit the bed?!

Todd: Man ... Trisha’s on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!

by Stu Caruthers March 13, 2020

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Crock of Fuck

A situation or a response that is obviously an outrageous abomination of normality.

You almost killed us! That was a real Crock of Fuck!

by ascernman March 24, 2020

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laing fuck

when you so angry you say fuck in every sentence

he acting like a baby, chucking a laing fuck here and a laing fuck there

by poobahdefines June 28, 2020

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Fuck Homies

a cumulative adjective describing two people that chill often as well as fuck often. Fucking and friendship is the the foundation of this affiliation. A deeper, more physical companionship.

Swïss & CeeCee are OG fuck homies.

by CocoChanal September 15, 2020

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Fuck it Drink

The Fuck it Drink is the one drink that puts you over your limits.
Drinking the Fuck it Drink you know your either going to have an awesome night or all hell is going to break loose.
The Fuck it Drink is the drink you have to lose all fears, inhibitions, and insecurities.

Oh shit this is my Fuck it Drink, let's party.
I'm not drunk, I haven't had my Fuck it Drink.
Hey Pat, You better have your Fuck it Drink before you go over there to talk to that girl.

by Eric Highlander August 19, 2013

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