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Cum dumpling 

When you beat off on a turd then sneakily place it into a dish that has real dumplings.
Kid at christmas dinner table after prayer: hehehe

Grandma: these dumplings are so moist ans salty

Aunt: let me try a bite.. Yum!

Best friend: guess that cum dumpling was a hit.

Kid: Gordon ramsay would be proud.
Related Words

cum double 

when boning a man/woman/poultry/cardboard cut out and your just about to climax, when suddenly a unknown figure lets off in the receivers mouth thus taking the giver's long awaited pleasure from him/her/it
i was slowly humping sum chick when i heard her gargling and i was no longer erect.

i to was fucking a chicken when the same thing happened to me.

they call it a cum double
cum double by maryhadalittlelamb94 October 29, 2010

Cum-bender 

When you go into a place of lesser gravity and cum and the semen floats around at your will.
Hey billy want to gobto space and do some cum-bender?
Cum-bender by Doot boi May 30, 2018
Quickly masturbating and generating an enourmos amount of cum within the span of 3 seconds. Generally can be done many times in quick succesion, and mainly used to defile your enimies.
"I just dropped a cum bomb on your face!!!!!!"
Cum bomb by CumMasta July 15, 2009

Cum cream cone 

An interesting event where a female sucks icecream off her partner's cock. Along with the icecream, she may also taste in some mixed cum.
Timmy "the icecream man" gave all them hoes a nice cum cream cone at the club last night.
A rotting corpse that is being used as a storage for blowing loads of semen into the rotting vagina or anus. Corpse will be suspended in a way so no semen can drip out of the orifices.
I miss having deep conversations with my wife, but before she died she said I could use her as a cum jar for as long as I want.
cum jar by thejewishniggernazi January 15, 2018