check your pants

What you say when someone rips a big fart, because they might have shit themselves.

"Pfffffffbttt"
"Dude, check your pants!"

by Illinois Joe December 26, 2005

Your Vegas is Showing

1. A phrase said to those displaying overly crazy and/or drunken-like behavior in public, much like that seen in Las Vegas.

2. Can also be said to someone who is flashing an undesirable part of their body.

1. Rachel showed her Vegas when she got hammered last weekend and annoyingly jumped in the pool with her clothes on.

2. When Britney attempted to get out of the car, a paparazzi yelled at her, "Your Vegas is showing!" and the cameras went crazy.

by CreeperStash March 12, 2008

slide into your dms

when you send that first text over social media in hopes of getting something in return ;)

don't make me slide into your dms!

by rofl my waffle January 6, 2017

facebooking your territory

To constantly and excessively comment and "like" posts and pics of someone you're interested in.

Drew: "Good lord have you seen Michelle's wall lately?"
Tara: "I know right?! Josh is facebooking his territory all over, in and around that..."
Drew: "He's liked the last 20 things posted, he's the king of facebooking your territory."
Tara: "I wonder if he'll pee on her leg to ward off the others when we go camping next weekend baha"

by TylerDurden44 June 10, 2010

Beat Your Face

When a Make Up Artist Goes to Work on Someone's Face. Making them go From Plain Jane to Diva

Basically, the term make-up artist uses to say I'm going to put make-up on your face.

Client: My face needs some make-up

MUA: Let me Beat your face

by BuckE December 24, 2012

jump your bones

To have sexual intercourse, lustfully or aggressively.

Originally from the idea of jumping onto an erect penis (i.e. it would be done to a man not by a man), it has evolved to also refer to actions by the man with the erect penis.

Lisa winked at Mike, shirtless and sweaty after his workout, and said, "Let's go out to your ride. I totally wanna jump your bones."

by panscient June 7, 2009

drop your guts

1. To give up holding in your intestines after being disemboweled.
2. To give off anal gas.

See Fart

1. After waiting a half hour for the ambulance to arrive, Shaun dropped his guts and went home.
2. As the elevator doors closed, John broke the silence by dropping his guts.

by Troglokhan August 9, 2004