Skip to main content

Captain Suck

My OC, who is looking for ways to break da law
Captain Suck sucks, he stole shit from my room
by PhoneGuyYT February 27, 2025
mugGet the Captain Suckmug.

Gypsy sucking fruitcake

Gypsy sucking fruitcake definition 1;

Old lady whom goes around stealing, lying, and telling false fortunes. (noun)

Definition 2;
JamesCG- this term is used to describe a rather irritable and insane individual.
"Stop being a gypsy sucking fruitcake, you jerk!"
by Riley Bringham August 9, 2012
mugGet the Gypsy sucking fruitcakemug.

suck on my toes

girl: hey babe suck on my toes

guy: okay lemme go down
by Hahjakwn May 23, 2018
mugGet the suck on my toesmug.
This cup is for people who suck.
That's it.
If this is your cup or mug or whatever the fuck.

You suck.
"IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCK"
"WHY ARE YOU YELLING"
"I DON'T KNOW"
mugGet the IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCKmug.

Sucking buttermilk

When you have to use #2 (take a shit) so bad that your asshole quivers uncontrollably as you green apple quick step to the bathroom.
Me: Man, I almost did not make it to the restroom!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!
by Texas Shithouse Poet September 4, 2020
mugGet the Sucking buttermilkmug.

Share this definition