Overreacted Mom: I called you 25 times why you didn't accept
Child: Sorry i was on Snapchat and played some Games so i had a sucked Battery.
Child: Sorry i was on Snapchat and played some Games so i had a sucked Battery.
by Honeymoon_C January 25, 2017
by 1.50GB waala March 18, 2023
Approximately the time that you boutta get your meat sucked. Can be anytime of the day but preferably after midnight and before 6 AM.
by BB_HQ June 09, 2020
Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.
"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 06, 2021
by Dedzi November 22, 2016
“Lupita you know what day it is right?”
“Oh you talking about-
“Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”
“Oh you talking about-
“Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”
by daelynfr May 09, 2024
A haircut often seen on subs in gay porn. It looks like some BTS head-ass haircut. It's like a bowl cut, between ASIAN and EDGAR
"This haircut makes me look like I'm good at sucking DICK!!!" - Lorenzo, who has a dick-sucking haircut.
by Floofy.exe January 10, 2024