1) John: it’s not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked
2) a friend asks how a movie was, john replies with “parked, not worth seeing.”
2) a friend asks how a movie was, john replies with “parked, not worth seeing.”
by 33clownboy33 June 26, 2024
Get the Parkedmug. A parking lot rocker are mostly metal heads (or a group)that go to a show or venue but never step out to support the bands playing live, they're mostly found drinking Modelos or low grade alcohol, and blast Toxic Holocaust in their car, thinking that its a good band.
They live on low income and often hate on the popular underground bands and talk shit on other metal fans that can afford to attend big concerts, known to leave a mess at parking lots and have DUI records. .
They live on low income and often hate on the popular underground bands and talk shit on other metal fans that can afford to attend big concerts, known to leave a mess at parking lots and have DUI records. .
Don is a parking lot rocker, he promised to john that he would get there early to see his band open up for Decide but is with Sam drinking Early times whiskey while listening to Venom.
by Jrob2020 July 16, 2018
Get the parking lot rockermug. A parking turtle is the concrete block at the end of a parking spot that prevents you from driving too far
by yubaruby August 9, 2021
Get the Parking turtlemug. “Bitch you got parked”
“Scary cuz you know you’ll get parked”
“I don’t want to fight you because I know I’ll get parked”
“Scary cuz you know you’ll get parked”
“I don’t want to fight you because I know I’ll get parked”
by WetWillyntDry February 11, 2025
Get the Parkedmug. a white Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into the wood of their front door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. i guess we'll just have to repair the damage, or maybe even repaint the door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. i guess we'll just have to repair the damage, or maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma January 29, 2012
Get the a parking ticketmug. Having a massive hard on. Things are so bad that you can’t even leave your room. Worse than being bricked up.
“Yo, where’s Harry?”
“I’m telling you my guy’s parked in. He’s definitely going to be late to work again. Needs to work those feelings out!”
“I’m telling you my guy’s parked in. He’s definitely going to be late to work again. Needs to work those feelings out!”
by Johnnie the Stick July 14, 2022
Get the Parked Inmug. "Dude, what ever happened to josh?"
"Him? Oh, he went and got himself a case of the Lincoln Park Special"
"Him? Oh, he went and got himself a case of the Lincoln Park Special"
by probablyafuturestoner July 15, 2022
Get the Lincoln Park Specialmug.