mexican blood fuck

In a very mexican cartel style. The woman gives head to the man, when he is about to nut he takes out a Bowie knife and slits her throat open. The man then proceeds to have oral sex with her windpipe and nuts down her throat

Oh man I mexican blood fucked that woman last week! It was so good!

by Gory_geoff October 17, 2017

mexican casa

When a fat Mexican lady lives in a run down shack with 8 kids

We can't have 80 kids at the party this ain't a Mexican Casa

by EatThatRustyNail June 13, 2016

mexican autism powered pet

A phrase so profoundly baffling that it transcends language and logic. Originally discovered in the wilds of Roblox bios, this term raises more questions than answers. Is it a pet powered by Mexican autism? A Mexican pet with autism-powered abilities? Nobody knows, yet its existence continues to haunt and amuse those who have witnessed it. Often referenced in moments of sheer confusion or when reality starts to glitch.

“Bro, why is your roblox bio still “Mexican autism powered pet?”

“Same Reason I need mommy ASMR to sleep some mysteries are better left unresolved.

by lukirosdiscordkitten March 10, 2025

mexican years

When a Mexican reaches the age of 18, they only age 1 year for every 5 years!

Damn she fine, she must age in mexican years

by Daddyrocka September 10, 2021

Mexican standoff

Where two guys stand across from each other and they start to jerk off, first one to cum is declared winner.

Me and Tommy had a Mexican standoff last night but he won.

by westynator May 23, 2015

Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.

Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.

by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021

New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo

When your school is being shot up and fuck the nearest hot dead body.

*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* Hey bob I know we getting shit at right now but I’m gonna go do the New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo on the teacher.

by bobby12636162552 November 4, 2022