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douche nugget

The nugget of built up nasty stuff that comes out when a woman who doesn't take care of herself, is part rotting inside, and may have std's when she douches.
I was gonna do that girl that I went home with from the club, but when I used her bathroom, her toilet had douche nuggets in it.
by guenhy May 28, 2021
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douche LA move

a phrase used to describe the act of drinking Whiteclaw
Person 1: "mmm i love me some whiteclaw"
Person 2: "whoa, that's whiteclaw? what a douche LA move."
by JzwhaIe August 9, 2021
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Douche Canoe

A person that on regular basis acts in a non polite away, typically a man, trying to repeatedly (just like you are paddling a canoe down the river) hurt you, usually doing or saying things out of spite, or spreading rumors that are not even accurate.
Hameed is such a douche canoe. Every week something new!
by JasonC123 August 14, 2021
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Douche-dick

Someone that is so reprehensible or such a lame fuck that you feel you must douche to completely remove all traces that they were even there.
My Ex is such a douche-dick that just burning his photos is not enough!!!
by Amaya0213 August 25, 2021
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Douche Canoe

Douche canoe describes the personality of draco malfoy from the harry potter series. Douche canoe is basically an obnoxious and weird person.
by SonaIsGold June 6, 2021
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Dick douche canoe

Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.
by Willie June 11, 2021
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how ya douching

A common greeting ( mostly among men) who work in rugged work situations such as construction etc
Todd: “how ya douching jimmy?”
Jimmy: “same solution Todd “
by RiceBawlZ June 13, 2021
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