When I spilled coffee on my crotch the bro next to me yelled, "Hey, get a load of Java dick!" and everyone in the coffee shop started a Ja-Va-Dick chant.
by MJ23JP January 7, 2009
Get the Java dickmug. The act of inserting a foreign object into the penis hole. Objects such as: a pen, a screwdriver, a toothpick, etc.
by Johnny Cool Guy July 14, 2005
Get the dick damagemug. n., something that is normally useful, but under the current circumstances is worthless.
Derived from the fact that the Pope is not allowed to have sex.
Derived from the fact that the Pope is not allowed to have sex.
*talking on the phone*
Its hot as hell in here and I just got a new air conditioner, but I can't plug it in because I don't have a three-pronged adapter, so its sitting in the window like the Pope's dick. Quit giggling you fucking fish before I flush you down the toilet!
Its hot as hell in here and I just got a new air conditioner, but I can't plug it in because I don't have a three-pronged adapter, so its sitting in the window like the Pope's dick. Quit giggling you fucking fish before I flush you down the toilet!
by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004
Get the the Pope's dickmug. I shouldn't really have to define this but the other definitions were trash.
The average dick size is 4 inches (Not ten inches...) and the average girl only feels 4 inches, so if you're 29 inches, all you're doing is hurting her so no, the bigger does not = the better. I'm not entirely sure since no one has ever defined this but dick size is normally when non-erect. However some girls and guys measure when erect. To know how big someone gets when erect is normally the same, varying about half an inch or so. 2 inched non-erect = 3 inches erect. 3 inches non-erect = 5 inches erect. The pattern if you can't see is you take half and if you can't half that then you just round it (1.414 is half of two so rounded it's 1) Hope this explains things.
The average dick size is 4 inches (Not ten inches...) and the average girl only feels 4 inches, so if you're 29 inches, all you're doing is hurting her so no, the bigger does not = the better. I'm not entirely sure since no one has ever defined this but dick size is normally when non-erect. However some girls and guys measure when erect. To know how big someone gets when erect is normally the same, varying about half an inch or so. 2 inched non-erect = 3 inches erect. 3 inches non-erect = 5 inches erect. The pattern if you can't see is you take half and if you can't half that then you just round it (1.414 is half of two so rounded it's 1) Hope this explains things.
Joe: Man I'm so huge! I'm 11 inches!
Mick: I'm 7 inches.
Joe: AHAHAHAHA I'm so much bigger than you!
Mick: On or off?
Joe: On dumbass!
Mick: Well I'm off, so go fuck yourself.
Joe: ...Shut up!
Jenna: I like Dennis since he's 5 inches in dick size and it doesn't fucking kill me inside.
Mick: I'm 7 inches.
Joe: AHAHAHAHA I'm so much bigger than you!
Mick: On or off?
Joe: On dumbass!
Mick: Well I'm off, so go fuck yourself.
Joe: ...Shut up!
Jenna: I like Dennis since he's 5 inches in dick size and it doesn't fucking kill me inside.
by Mr6inches August 28, 2009
Get the Dick Sizemug. The act of putting on a Richard Nixon mask and exclaiming "I am not a crook!" while having sex doggie-style.
by illmasta April 26, 2003
Get the Tricky Dickmug. by StickwithDick November 9, 2009
Get the Stick with Dickmug. Dick-tummy: (n) noun:
:when a female is so thin that once the penis penetrates the vagina it exhumes the stomach outward making her tummy/stomach bulge out, up or (if you're qualified), across.
:when a female is so thin that once the penis penetrates the vagina it exhumes the stomach outward making her tummy/stomach bulge out, up or (if you're qualified), across.
Peter: "Maaaaaan!!, I was getting so deep in Erin's pussy last night, her dick-tummy stuck out like a starving Ethiopian.!"
Ricky: "....ahhhh yeeeaaah-shiiit homey, that sounds like you were straight 'Battle of the bulge 2.'"
Peter: "more like almond joy's got nuts and Erin's mound's don't"
Ricky: "....ahhhh yeeeaaah-shiiit homey, that sounds like you were straight 'Battle of the bulge 2.'"
Peter: "more like almond joy's got nuts and Erin's mound's don't"
by Nicky Reed September 12, 2015
Get the Dick-tummymug.