And we're not going back

Ah, yeah... That's better. That's good. That's how I should have ended it.

Iam "It keeps the darkness at bay... And we're not going back. Yeah, that's good. That's what it should have been."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2022

yellow fronted brown backs

A pair of ageing and rarely laundered scads.

"I took my grandma to see Tom Jones the other night. She got carried away and slung her Yellow Fronted Brown Backs at the poor sod..."

by J Biscuit August 30, 2007

Hosing off the back porch

tucking your penis back, goat style, then peeing behind you

He was really hosing off the back porch with his dick

by Huser February 3, 2007

unable-to-text-back syndrome

Being a bloke I have to say this is actually what GIRLS do. They feel the need to play "hard to get" and therefore don't text back, though usually it'll be after a couple of texts so it doesn't look too obvious.

Me: I was texting Becca earlier
My Mate: Cool, how'd it go?
Me: Ok for about half an hour, then she turned on the old unable-to-text-back syndrome
My Mate: Tut, of course...

by noisecat June 6, 2005

Banging her back out

Stereotypically, HARD, rough sex with a black female that has a big butt. Sex style MUST be DOGGY STYLE, not anal. The butt only comes into play as cushion because you will thrust so hard. The main goal is to get her as loud as possible, whilst providing pleasure for both parties.

Load moans were heard from my room by all because I was banging her back out.

by JR312 September 20, 2005

Back door sluts 9

It is the single most vile twisted dark piece of porn ever made.

Back door sluts 9 makes crotch capers 3 look like naughty nurses 2

by Calgore71 February 28, 2007

Smash your back doors in

To bang someones back passage with either a penis , cucumber or rolling pin!

Hmmm Smash your back doors in - Do we really need an example?? I have pictures if that would be more useful?

by Steffithebackdoorsmasher June 18, 2011