Not my baby baby

A baby that is not yours, but that you repeatedly have to tell people is not your baby because your ex girlfriend got pregnant by another guy so shortly after you broke up that everyone assumes it’s your bastard spawn no matter how many times you tell them it’s not.

I’m about to go on Maury and take a paternity test just to prove my ex’s new baby is a not my baby baby.

by arnie123 June 8, 2018

suck my blood

Suck my blood and/or suck my dick

"Looking at the ground while she suck my blood "-lil peep
{Rip}

by Aciidprincess December 23, 2018

Theebie My Neebie

The name of my greek magazine that i made in english. The city of Theebes in Greece.

Kyle what should the name of our magazine be.
I don't know.
How about "Theebie my Neebie"

by Duffer McNoel June 1, 2003

feelin' my nut

1. A phrase used to describe when a girl is into you

2. Can be used sarcastically when a girl is definitely not into you

3. The girl literally has your nuts in her hand

Did you see me macking on Kim? She's feelin' my nut dude.

by bpballer February 5, 2009

shake my head

When you are so dumbfounded in something that occurred.

John: I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Bill: smh(shake my head)

by trybefore April 23, 2016

my bad pimp

“my bad pimp” can be said as a sort of apology. if you bump into someone or like kill their dog or something, just use my bad pimp. the second p is almost silent. you have to sound gangsta.

“oh, i didn’t see your cat there! my bad pimp.”

by chickenpoop6690 December 20, 2020

Up in my ass

When someone is really annoying you.

Mum: Hey Dave do the dishes!
Friend: Man your mom is giving you heaps to do
Dave: Yeah she's been 'up in my ass' all day

by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008