Right after Madison got accepted into Indiana University, her parents began party planning for her Bed Mitzvah. Not only was her bed covered with so much college merch it reached to the ceiling, but there wasn't space in her room for all the friends who came over to celebrate.

Bed Mitzvah by Zombie in the Machine September 6, 2022

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Olivia Mitchell

Wow! this is the fittest girl around, when I open my eyes it hurts because she is just WOW. wow stands for Women Of (the) World because she is going global, like actually universal. that is how big her rump is.

Girl 1: Olivia Mitchell ruined my life.
Girl 2: NO. she saved it.

Olivia Mitchell by bootyslay September 22, 2022

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Željko Mitrovič

An adult who sucks dick and snorts a lot of cocaine.
He also doesn’t wash his hair.

-Šta je reko Željko Mitrovič od kako sam mu izlizao/la bulju?
-Zapošljena si!

Željko Mitrovič by šampon September 26, 2022

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