Potato Masher

First World War slang for an anti-tank grenade, because it looks like a potato masher.

A: do you have a potato masher?
B: this *gives anti-tank grenade to A*
A: WTF dude do you want to kill me?!
B: You were the one who said you needed a potato masher.

by Mr. Juice Haters February 22, 2024

The Maesters

An Evil Cabal

The Maesters are an evil cabal!!!

by blinkusclink April 28, 2024

Abliteragato mantera sudareche

The ascension phase that proceeds after the act of moon gooning.

One who goons to completion will not be able to achieve Abliteragato mantera sudareche.

And God said! "Abliteragato mantera sudareche!"

by IrishGareBear January 16, 2026

Beef masher

A very hot redhead (apple core) who persuades fluids from meaty appendages. Similar to a Wendy’s frosty.

Tracy used those beef mashers to good effect on me for my birthday. Dayumn.

by TracyGingerBeef February 21, 2026

Wee masher

Antoin Mallon aka the “fittest in the team”

Wee masher is the fittest in the team

by Wee masher September 18, 2025

Mussolini Masher

For pleasure purposes: when an Italian lady playfully inserts gabagool into a man’s urethra.

Hey Tony, my little caro… ready for a Mussolini Masher? Make sure the gabagool didn’t escape the fridge!

by Doctor Gupta (prostatechecker) October 28, 2025

haystack goat masher

When two hillbilly's mash their nuts together after harvesting second crop hay.

When my cousin Terry and I got off the tractor. We went and had ourself a haystack goat masher.

by Thehillbilly6969 October 5, 2018