textbook my meat

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

by TomBB January 11, 2009

feelin' my nut

1. A phrase used to describe when a girl is into you

2. Can be used sarcastically when a girl is definitely not into you

3. The girl literally has your nuts in her hand

Did you see me macking on Kim? She's feelin' my nut dude.

by bpballer February 5, 2009

suck my blood

Suck my blood and/or suck my dick

"Looking at the ground while she suck my blood "-lil peep
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by Aciidprincess December 23, 2018

Not my baby baby

A baby that is not yours, but that you repeatedly have to tell people is not your baby because your ex girlfriend got pregnant by another guy so shortly after you broke up that everyone assumes it’s your bastard spawn no matter how many times you tell them it’s not.

I’m about to go on Maury and take a paternity test just to prove my ex’s new baby is a not my baby baby.

by arnie123 June 8, 2018

shake my head

When you are so dumbfounded in something that occurred.

John: I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Bill: smh(shake my head)

by trybefore April 23, 2016

glock in my rari

It means basically he says that he has a gun in his car

"I've got a glock in my rari watch out dude!"

by Ham273) September 17, 2016

my bad pimp

“my bad pimp” can be said as a sort of apology. if you bump into someone or like kill their dog or something, just use my bad pimp. the second p is almost silent. you have to sound gangsta.

“oh, i didn’t see your cat there! my bad pimp.”

by chickenpoop6690 December 20, 2020