Mexican

The weakest race/species of humans that have ever existed and that will ever exist. They're pussy as hell. They're too scared to leave their house during the day so they made up a pretend cartel incase someone manages to get over the border and kill them. They arent even connected. They arent even connected enough for a greencard otherwise they prefer to eat out of toilets too. Every mexican/hispanic spic is a porn star and a pussy and weak as hell. They have a bad reputation because all the adults(spics) in their Country run around naked in public and touch each others "thingys" and the stupid mexican children (spics) look up to it for some reason.

If they did actually have a cartel it would be nothing but a bunch of dudes jacking each other off in front of their mothers.

person1: Mexican!

person2: STOP FUCKING BRINGING UP PORNHUB!

by I'll make ur kids cry for my D December 6, 2021

Mexican lawn mower

Where butt blockers fill the woman’s anus and then 3-4 business days later the man rips out of the butt blocker at full force caused a fountain of shit to flow from the woman

I’m going to give you a Mexican lawn mower now stop yelling no one is coming to save you

by We love human shit September 5, 2023

Mexican Time Bomb

A common term often used to describe an absolutely loaded bottle of Corona; specific ingredients consist consisting of 1 added shot of tequila, topped off with 1 sizzling perc and/or xanax dropped into the libation.

Aye bruh whip me up one of those Mexican Time Bomb jawns...I’m finna get goofy and lit AF so I can loosen up.

by Manginas Matter May 8, 2021

mexican cow

the name you give your fecal matter after a Chipotle bowl.

Ordered a double meat and bean burrito so I can make a Mexican cow later.

by ahussa44 December 9, 2020

Mexican puzzle

Ripping up a newspaper or other pieces of paper and making someone put the pieces back together.

Son:"dad im bored."
Dad:*rips up newspaper*
"Here's a Mexican puzzle, put it together."

by thatoneguy23 December 8, 2014

Mexican Headphones

When two homies tea bag a girl on head ear so that four testicles are covering the girl's left and right ear in total.

Also slang for Pair Programming.

After Golden Gate Bridging Kelsey, Hank and Adam gave her the old Mexican Headphones to honor all of her holes.

by DankHank808 April 25, 2023

Mexican Airforce

A less known term refering to a pelican.

Southern California Fishing Slang

There goes the Mexican Airforce.
The Mexican Airforce always try to eat the plastic bait.

by Lv5 Bread September 3, 2018