John Cranium 

Toilet-Head

John = toilet; and cranium = head

Did you hear that John Cranium had a date with Sir John Pottywater? Yeah, he got his head flushed down the toilet!

John Cranium by anonymous April 14, 2023

John Pork 

Like John Cena, but he’s a pig human

Allie: Hey! Have you ever heard of John Pork?
Ben: What’s John Pork?
Allie: He’s like John Cena but he’s a pig-like creature
Ben: *laughs because John Pork*

John Pork by SlangPengcome April 18, 2023

John Sebastian 

An American singer and songwriter best known as the leader of The Lovin' Spoonful and as the person who sings the theme song for "Welcome Back Kotter."

John Sebastian should have been more popular.

John Sebastian by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2023

John Dunne 

John Dunne,

John Dunne.

John Dunne by Debskelly1985 April 24, 2023

John guy 

Meaning a person who modifies the look of the car but doesn’t fix the issues it has

Look at this John guy! He’d rather look good broken down at the side of the road

John guy by Salty nutz May 3, 2023

John Nonny & Dan Shaba 

Two guys who used to make puns together and became famous as "The Pun Guys." Now they ran out of ideas and they just do whatever random crap they want, occasionally with puns sprinkled in to remind you that they used to be the most legendary pun-making group on the Internet.

Remember when John Nonny & Dan Shaba made puns?

John Nonny & Dan Shaba by Ubeenbamboozledson May 9, 2023

John Henry 

John Henry is a amara lover Fr

John Henry just loves amara fr

John Henry by Thegirljohnhenryloves May 9, 2023