Hoose

Someone who feels silly for being excited about upcoming international phonecalls with a boyfriend/girlfriend.

My girlfriends calling tonight and I'm real excited about it, I feel like such a massive hoose.

by Jakey4Kayli June 19, 2011

Herser

A different kind of hooser; instead of hoose, you herse

Nicole is a herser

by Shagasm September 5, 2011

Homseeirikhelmen

The Ultimate insult...in which nothing can outmatch. In using Homseeirikhelmen you are saying somebody is essentially the Ruler of all Homser.

A Homseeirikhelmen is a about 100x10^999 times more insulting than all of those words combined.

Homseeirikhelmen is a classic insult used many centuries ago, but recently has become lost in time...fortunatly it is slowely being brought back into everyday use.

Random Guy 1: Dude, fuck you to the max...and SUCK IT!!!

Random Guy 2: You're such a Homseeirikhelmen...Hail the ruler of all gays.

Random Guy 1: Shit, I just got served

by fisern November 27, 2012

Horegeous

hore-geous | 'horjas |

adjective-
beautiful whore; super good looking and DTF: "the horegeous girls were coming out of the walls"

noun-
Australian, Sydney based 3 piece, rock band Horegeous.

The whisky mistress of the night, the one and only lady of pleasure.

www.facebook.com/horegeous

by horegeousgirlsrock69 December 30, 2013

horensky

A troublesome male that has frequent spasms or outbursts. Some horenskys have ADHD.

Joe: Can I borrow a pencil?
Horensky: Fuck off faggot it's mine!

by Zomb13 K1ng April 22, 2014

Hersey pie

When you poop inside someone else's anus

Sex with John was so great I love when he give me a Hersey pie

by TuckTucktheDuck September 21, 2016

Harsens Island

A small island located in Lake St. Clair in Michigan. Filled mostly with drunks, old people, old drunk people, and college kids. Yet somehow they're some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. The lake is beautiful and there are plenty of beautiful women about in the summer. In the winter? Not so much.

1. Yo, you down to go to Harsens Island for spring break?

2. You know it? I got brews, you got pot?

1. Fuck yeah. Let's do this shit.

2. Wooooooo!

by Quintanimous July 21, 2016